it was another challenge for me because everyone was drinking but me. luckily i only was teased once fore drinking diet coke.
best part of the night was when we were talking about the movie knocked up and how i saw it in the theaters and i said
"imagine a one foot vagina"
that comment in itself is funny, but having a woman walk by at that exact moment, hear me, whip her head around with an appalled look on her face made the moment perfect.
i'm pretty good at saying inapprop things when taken out of context at the right moment.
(beth and brandy have experienced this with me at restaurants.)
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hahaha and somehow you always say it very very loud. Hehe
last weekend, cole and i were talking in the car about the potential (or lack thereof) for getting aroused during physicals. (my biggest fear when i had my first breast exam was that i was going to be too cold and have really hard nipples and my male doctor i've seen since childhood would get the wrong idea.)
i started talking about the male one (or at least my very poor idea of what went on with the male one, innocently based on exams i know people with other problems have to get) as cole was getting ready to run into a gas station to pick up beer. as he opened the door, right next to a blue collar texan, he turned to me and said very loudly (so that EVERYONE pumping gas could hear), "finger in the butt? i'm not so sure you and i are talking about the same thing. "
i decided that, in all likelihood, most of the people at the gas station assumed we were talking about our plans for later that evening, like we were bartering for kink. even better, if that were the case, i totally look like the one who wants to massage cole's prostate and he looks totally normal, refusing my trigger finger.
this has resulted in many moments where we've randomly repeated that statement at awkward times, especially in mixed company. (shampoo aisle in walmart, i think so!) we're classy.
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