If you don't drink coffee or have never worked in a coffee shop this post will not make sense.
Here are some of my favorite requests/questions from customers:
-Can I have a no foam cappuccino? (the whole point of a cappuccino is to have foam...so no you can't)
-Is there ice cream in the mocha shake? (shake usually implies ice cream)
-Can I have a small EXpresso? (it's ESpresso, and it doesn't come in sm, med, large.)
-Can I have a regular drink? (what's a regular drink? you know a non-coffee drink...oohhh)
-How are your beans baked? (beans as in coffee beans are roasted, not baked fuck head)
Oh customers, how you amuse me.
1 comment:
Next time they ask how your beans are baked, tell them "with bacon."
My favorite thing to have been asked for when I worked in the dorm coffee shop was a 'decaf Americano' - he got a cup of decaf coffee at three times the price. Wah-wah.
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