I was sitting in Alterra, lurking myspace. (suprised??) A grandpa aged man walked up to me and stood about two feet away and stared at me.
I thought he was going to ask me why I kept looking at him earlier, which was because I was trying to figure out if he had a lazy eye...seriously.
Instead he says:
GM: "I'd like to congratulate you on having jeans without any rips or tears or holes or anything in them."
me: "My pants?"
GM: "Yea."
me: laughs "Thanks" (thinking: was that old dude checking out my ass?!)
4 comments:
i totally laughed out loud when i read ...
"I thought he was going to ask me why I kept looking at him earlier, which was because I was trying to figure out if he had a lazy eye...seriously."
hahaha
hahaha it was totally true!!
im obsessed with lazy eyes. i just dont understand how they can see!!!
not saying i want one just to know what its like. im totally ok with not being crossed eyed or lazy eyed....im just sayin'
hehe I always seem to stare at the lazy eye when I talk to someone with one. and then I try hard not too, and it's probably obvious that I'm doing that, and then I get all flustered.
they're very frustrating.
(post script, your captcha is trying to fool me by putting what I assume to be wvv, but it looks all connected into one big zigzag. could be vwv... guess I'll just have to try and see)
one of the things i am looking forward to in life is becoming a senior citizen.
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