I didn't expect to get in a one sided fight.
A lady as standing on the dance floor. I bumped into her while dance. She gave me a dirty look so I told her to move. She gave me another dirty look so I told her to "get the fuck out of the way".
It is the equivalent of standing in a mosh pit at a show and getting pissed at everyone running into you.
She gets in my face and Brandy steps between us. Words are exchanged. People stop and stare. Some ready to fight. I keep yelling: "Hater! Fuck the haters!!" I brush my shoulder off at her and continue to dance.
Brandy joins me. Suddenly I'm falling forward because I've just been punched in the back of the head.
thinking: What the fuck! I don't want to fight anyone. I don't need a black eye. I don't need to cause a scene.
Brandy again steps in between the girl and I.
Brandy: "Don't fucking touch her again, I'll get you kicked out so fucking fast"
Girl: "She pushed me!"
Brandy:"I don't fucking care! Don't touch her."
Thinking it is over, Brandy again joins me in dancing.
Girl, not finished with me. She "dances" me 10 feet up against a wall. I stand with my hands raised kinda laughing kinda glaring.
Brandy again gets in between us. Again people stop and stare. Again Brandy tells the girl to back the fuck off.
Finally over.
That girl probably picked a fight with the worst person in the bar. Half the people there were my friends, I know half the employees, and anyone I don't know, my friends know. She basically picked a fight with the entire bar.
3 comments:
you shoulda punched her square in the boob. that's always a good shot... unless of course she didn't have any boobs.
she had boobs. and was at least 4 inches taller than me. pretty sure she would've kicked my ass....or least started to but then people would've come to my rescue.
i woulda given her a high kick straight in the vag.
also,
my blog link on yr page is wrong! when i click it i am brought to a page that isn't mines!
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