i just wanna dance

I love dancing.

Not girl booty dancing where the girl just prances around in her short dress/skirt and high heels, drink in one hand. an attempted sexy look on her face, and hopes that some random bro would dry hump her from behind.

I take dancing seriously.  

I go out almost every saturday where my friend dj's.

I am typically joined by friends Brandy and Emily.

Every time I go out someone says something to me.  They either tell me how I'm a great dancer or tell me they love watching me dance (yea kinda creepy) or compliment my shoes.  

Best incidents while dancing:

-drunk Milwaukee girl asking Brandy and I for dance lessons.  You guys are such great dancers!!! Can you teach me how to dance??  

Brandy: Uh....(nervous laugh)....uhh....

-Brandy and I are dancing, two bros approach us.  Typically we dance away from bros because they just wanna touch our boobs or butts and can't dance for shit.  But these two were different.

Bro: It's my birthday will you please dance with me?!

Bro#2We see you guys here every Saturday and have always wanted to dance with you guys, but I'm not sure we can keep up

Me: Probs not

Bro#2:Come on....it's his birthday...

Me:Is that bubblemint??

Bro#2:Yea.

Me:We'll dance if we can have gum.

Bro#2Ok(hands me and brandy gum and dancing begins at a very safe distance....after twenty seconds both realize they are too drunk and too lame to be able to keep up and walk away)

-In chicago random dude comes up to me.  I don't care who you are, but tonight you are the belle of the ball

-Party friend approaches me and yells over the music You are famous for your dance moves!!

Me:What?

Party friend:Come on you know you are!! Like everyone knows you because of how you dance

Me:Uh...(nervous laughter)....whatever....(nervous laughter)

ok ok ok....I sound cocky right? But seriously I know I can out dance almost anyone.  

Last night I involuntarily engaged in a dance off with a girl that wore van slip ons, flared jeans and a short sleeved hooded sweatshirt to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's song, Good Vibrations. She was pretty good, but after dancing with her for 10 seconds I had her moves memorized.

If you don't believe me, you can see for yourself.