two in one day!!

New Fave Song

New Fave thing to laugh at/impersonate.

long time no see

i heart customers.

i heart them because they make me laugh.

today  a small dog was tied up outside.  happens often. we dont allow dogs in the cafe (big surprise?  no we serve food.)

two middle aged women (obvs with lots of time since they were in the cafe at 1pm and NOT at work) came up to the counter concerned for the puppy who was shivering. (doubtful since i was just out there 10min prior and the lil dude seemed alright to me)

i explained there wasnt much to be done because the police dont handle animals left unattended unless it is really really cold or really really hot.

they decided to take it upon themselves and ask every person in the cafe if it is their dog outside and tell them to take care if it because the poor puppy is cold.

one of the customers actually said

"imagine if you or i were that poor dog....left alone in the cold"  she stares at me with a very concerned look waiting for me to share in her disgust and concern.  

sorry lady i just can't.  the dog seems fine to me.  sure it is only 55, but dude it's a dog it always has a coat on!

while the one customer is on a man hunt for the owner of the dog, they other customer lady asks me for a sweatshirt from the lost and found.  i walk away rolling my eyes, muttering jesus christ.

i grab her a yellow zip up fleece.

imagine a 15lb dog wearing a large men's yellow zip up fleece.  ri-dic-u-lous!

this story has a happy ending because the owners of the dog were found and kindly returned the lost yellow zip up fleece with no mention of the incident to me.  thank fucking god!